Categorized | No. 11, Opinion

The New Curriculum: Where are we now and how much should you still be complaining?

The New Curriculum: Where are we now and how much should you still be complaining?

Location: Capstone.

 

Cause: One last parenteral bolus of the threads we love most from the New Curriculum.

 

Complaint level: High (threat level ORANGE).

 

Rationale: Stealing you from your precious final weeks as a human being prior to starting 80 hour work weeks for the next 3-7 years. This includes, but is not limited to, traveling, seeing family, seeing friends, contemplating your soon to be existence as a real adult, eating Cracker Jacks at a Cubs game, planning for residency relocation, enjoying the weather, exploring Chicago, exploring restricted floors of NMH/Prentice/Lurie that we never saw on clerkships, wiffle ball, practicing your Bane impression for residency, laughing, fun, and so on.

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