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Only Working Door in Method Atrium, “Overworked, Underpaid”

Only Working Door in Method Atrium, “Overworked, Underpaid”

By the only working door in Method Atrium

METHOD ATRIUM┬áSuperior St. Entrance – This is not what I signed up for! I’m used to people pushing when they should have pulled, but this is ridiculous! Why am I the only working door? Why are all the doors to Method atrium now retired, but I have to carry all of the load? I just can’t get a moment to rest!

I look across the street at Lurie Atrium with envy. How cruel it is! So many doors! There’s like 30 doors on the Superior Street entrance alone. And there’s multiple layers of doors, so many of them stay warm in the winter! What I wouldn’t give for that job.

I mean, a constant flow of people, students fumbling for their WildCards, herds of M1s heading to PBL, security guards always shouting to see IDs, all without the help from any of the other more than capable Method Atrium doors. Can’t you see I’m overworked? And of course, no one ever says thank you! I thought this was the Midwest?

They don’t pay me enough for this. Time to call my lawyer. He’s also a door. In the law library. He’ll know what to do.

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