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National Residency Match Program® Helps M4 Find True Love

WARD BUILDING—This Valentine’s Day, M4 student Aaron Wu is determined to find love. A specialty he loves, that is.

Although he has been interviewing at a diverse range of residency programs, Wu still has not settled on one he will spend the rest of his life with. He has enlisted the help of The National Resident Matching Program®, a professional matchmaking service.

“I just can’t seem to find The One,” Wu confided to the Flipside at a cozy coffee shop on Diversey, decorated with hearts and flowers for the upcoming holiday. “Everyone talks about it. They say you’ll know when you know. That it’ll be the greatest moment of your life. That you will finally feel… complete. That your whole world shifts to revolve around it. I want that for myself, so much. I just… yeah. I began to ask myself if there was a Bumble for specialties…. And there’s something even better. Matchmaking.”

Wu has interviewed for seven different specialties, including OB/GYN, medicine, surgery, psychiatry, family medicine and pediatrics. He says he is “dating around” but can’t seem to find one that shares his life outlook and values.

When asked, Dean Sandra Sanguino said, “Aaron just has such passion and love to give, which is truly difficult to find nowadays. It is clear that he has not thought about anything but medicine his whole life. Ever. He lives and showers in the basement of Ward, using the steam tunnels to iron his clothes. He created an altar to Hippocrates and Cupid with sacrificial lab rats. Actually, I did note that on his recommendation letters.”

Wu reported in his applications that he enjoys working with young children, romantic firelit dinners and long walks on the wards.

“Match Day is March 16th,” gushed the starry-eyed Wu. “I just can’t wait. I feel like The National Resident Matching Program® will solve all my problems for me. It will find me my soulmate.”

The National Resident Matching Program® could not be reached for comment on its matchmaking abilities.

Will true love ever find Aaron? Only time, and the match letter, will tell.

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