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M1 Not Totally Sure How Breast in Box Got Such Bad Cancer

M1 Not Totally Sure How Breast in Box Got Such Bad Cancer

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Cancerous Cook’s Corner

Cancerous Cook’s Corner

Cheesy Cauliflower Appetizer

1. Steam 2 cups of cauliflower tumors for 6-7 min.
2. Drain and cover in a dry cheesy caseous necrosis. Allow to melt.
3. Place the cheesy cauliflower into a serving dish and cover with a liberal amount of nitrogen mustard.
4. Finish by sprinkling with a pinch of ground nutmeg liver.
5. Bon Appétit!

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Feinberg Students Cure Cancer After Working with Marshmallow Bridge

Feinberg Students Cure Cancer After Working with Marshmallow Bridge

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