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M3 Emphatically Shakes Head ‘Yes,’ as Residents Correct Other M3

M3 Emphatically Shakes Head ‘Yes,’ as Residents Correct Other M3

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M3 Confused for M3

M3 Confused for M3

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Students Find Taking Tests, Looking at Answers, to Be Extremely Helpful Educational Tool

Students Find Taking Tests, Looking at Answers, to Be Extremely Helpful Educational Tool

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Students Return to Campus Excited to Learn New Ways to Complain about New Curriculum

Students Return to Campus Excited to Learn New Ways to Complain about New Curriculum

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Smartphone Traffic to Flipside Website Surges in Wake of Phase 2 ‘No Laptop Policy’

Smartphone Traffic to Flipside Website Surges in Wake of Phase 2 ‘No Laptop Policy’

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Student IT Personnel Replaced by “Tap screen if it goes blank” Sign

Student IT Personnel Replaced by “Tap screen if it goes blank” Sign

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Pyromaniac M4 Dissapointed by “Match” Day

Pyromaniac M4 Dissapointed by “Match” Day

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“Can’t see, can’t pee, can’t climb a tree,” First-Aid Hires Dr. Seuss to Write Disease Mnemonics

“Can’t see, can’t pee, can’t climb a tree,” First-Aid Hires Dr. Seuss to Write Disease Mnemonics

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Feinberg to Change Definition of 1 Hour to 57 Minutes 4 Seconds

Feinberg to Change Definition of 1 Hour to 57 Minutes 4 Seconds

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Chicago Cubs to Instill Organization Wide “Teach Back” Policy

Chicago Cubs to Instill Organization Wide “Teach Back” Policy

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